Miracles of statistics: About sexuality and office work

Recent investigations shows that:
10% of women have had sex already on the first date
20% of women making love in unexpected place
36% of women walking stark naked
45% of women prefer blue eyed swarthy men
46% of women experienced anal sex
70% of women prefer making love in the morning
80% of the women had never had sex with another woman
90% of women would like to engage in sex in the forest
99% of women have never had sex in the office
Conclusion.
From the point of view of statistics, you gotta chance to have an anal sex in the morning with unknown woman in the forest, than in your office at the end of your workday.
Moral: What a hell are you doing in your office so long?